June 26th, 2013
Magic is Boring
Sometimes, throwing fireballs and shooting lightning just gets old. The ability to turn invisible? The power of flight? Conjuring food out of thin air? Teleportation? Card tricks? Boring. Magic is Boring.
If I had magic, I’d do all sorts of amazing things.
Like robbing banks.
Theoretical magic, yes quite boring, but i can’t see practical magic getting boring, only us getting more lazier and using magic in ways we shouldn’t, now excuse me whilst I reheat this pizza with my meteor shower.