November 18th, 2013
Helpless
“How long do you heat up rice in the microwave? Thirty seconds? It’s a pretty decent amount of rice. I’ll try thirty seconds.”
“Turns out heated up rice is GROSS. Bleh.”
“Locke, the front door is missing. Someone took it. I haven’t even left the house. I just looked over and it’s gone. I’ll keep you updated.”
“The door is back! Crisis averted.”
“Locke, I forgot the Netflix password. Call me back.”
“Hey, I had a question for you but then the voicemail went beep and I COMPLETELY forgot what it was. Okay, bye!”
True story?
This is pretty much what I feel like I’m doing everytime I leave a voicemail for someone. So I think i’ve only left 3 voicemails in my life because of it.
I usually don’t like leaving voicemails either. I’ll just hang up if they don’t answer. Not for Locke though. I pester him endlessly.