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This is a little embarassing, but here’s the story:
I was on my way out of town in search of adventure when a dragon roared above. I see him flying towards town so I head back. I make short work of it with some help of the town’s guards and I take my leave. Back on the road, just a short distance outside of town, I get ambushed by a bear. But this wasn’t just any bear! This was Bearacles, great king of the frozen north! After receiving a swift and merciless beating, I run back to town as fast as I can and the guards kill the bear for me.
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Its funny cause its true…
I was fighting a dragon the other day when two bears came upon me… i was more threatened by the bears, and for good reason. The entire dragon fight, i had to heal maybe, once, for about 10 seconds. After the fight, while dealing with the bears, i died incredibly fast and didnt have a chance to heal.
Yup, Bears are somehow overpowered, mages and archers don’t have any good chance against them, even at level 30, when you start fighting giants in close combat theyll let you struggle for a moment
I was on my way to a word wall, fought a dragon along the way, not a big problem, I get to the word wall and fight yet another dragon, still not too bad, Fireball does great damage, I learn the word and head down the mountain, a cave bear comes up and just mauls my face off, luckily i had a lot of strong healing potions or I would have been killed almost instantly
I was on my way back to town with more loot than I could carry (houses don’t pay for themselves, you know!) when I chanced upon a dragon. Over-encumbered as I was I still managed to take it down. In the midst of the fight, however, I managed to enrage a giant. He, too, was a VERY difficult task, but sure enough I triumphed. As I started back toward town, I chanced upon a bear.
The great Dragon slayer got beat up by a bear.
I’m disappointed. xD
Its funny cause its true…
I was fighting a dragon the other day when two bears came upon me… i was more threatened by the bears, and for good reason. The entire dragon fight, i had to heal maybe, once, for about 10 seconds. After the fight, while dealing with the bears, i died incredibly fast and didnt have a chance to heal.
Yup, Bears are somehow overpowered, mages and archers don’t have any good chance against them, even at level 30, when you start fighting giants in close combat theyll let you struggle for a moment
If only you were the Bearborn. Or a Giantborn.
Giants OP
I was on my way to a word wall, fought a dragon along the way, not a big problem, I get to the word wall and fight yet another dragon, still not too bad, Fireball does great damage, I learn the word and head down the mountain, a cave bear comes up and just mauls my face off, luckily i had a lot of strong healing potions or I would have been killed almost instantly
It’s so true!
I was on my way back to town with more loot than I could carry (houses don’t pay for themselves, you know!) when I chanced upon a dragon. Over-encumbered as I was I still managed to take it down. In the midst of the fight, however, I managed to enrage a giant. He, too, was a VERY difficult task, but sure enough I triumphed. As I started back toward town, I chanced upon a bear.
Tell my wife I loved her.