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As far as superpowers go, super speed really isn’t all that bad. The Flash is so fast that he can vibrate his molecules fast enough that they can pass through WALLS.
Plus, with all of his lightning reflexes, I bet he’d be an awesome samurai.
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when did the transformers decide to destroys the earth???
also, at one point in comics flash could fly? but that still is less useful if superman did anything. Only good for saving civilians i guess (everyone one on the other side of the earth!!)
What’re most superheroes gonna do in this situation?
Besides, the Flash could round up the speedsters and go about whipping up a network of powerful cyclones to try and buy the big guns and brains some time.
Is that more useless than someone like Spiderman? What’s he gonna do – fire some pissy web at it?
Flash can vibrate the molecules in your head and turn your brain to mush. He doesn’t do that, cause he’s a good guy, but if he was evil, he’d be deadly.
Completely false. the flashes saved the entire world on numerous occasions, they sent super boy prime away, Barry saved Hal jordan from the black lantern ring and Hal ends up saving the world. Also insinuating that superspeed is a worse battle power than the terrible concept of aquaman you have is also stupid. (Aquaman possesses superstrength along with the ability to breath underwater while not being a full atlantean so he can go out of the water for much longer periods of time than most atlaneteans.)
umad bro? Guess you didn’t read my post where I say that the Flash is actually a super awesome dude. Besides, it’s just a joke, not an overly critical analysis of fictional superpowered humans. 🙂
I remember watching the Justice League when I was a kid, then realizing that if the Flash was willing to risk killing himself or his enemy, then there’s no way he could lose.
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As far as superpowers go, super speed really isn’t all that bad. The Flash is so fast that he can vibrate his molecules fast enough that they can pass through WALLS.
I like the Batman facepalm.
And Aquaman is useful, if you are at the olympics for swimming.
The rest is inspired, but Unicron *really* makes this for me.
And is Batman more useful?
Probably not against Unicron.
when did the transformers decide to destroys the earth???
also, at one point in comics flash could fly? but that still is less useful if superman did anything. Only good for saving civilians i guess (everyone one on the other side of the earth!!)
Unicron is a bad guy. It’s what he does 😛
What’re most superheroes gonna do in this situation?
Besides, the Flash could round up the speedsters and go about whipping up a network of powerful cyclones to try and buy the big guns and brains some time.
Is that more useless than someone like Spiderman? What’s he gonna do – fire some pissy web at it?
YEAH.
James, I agree, lol, but in comparison, the Flash is a superhero limited in what he can do, Aquaman is just plain handicapped.
Flash can vibrate the molecules in your head and turn your brain to mush. He doesn’t do that, cause he’s a good guy, but if he was evil, he’d be deadly.
Yeah, he’s actually capable of some really crazy stuff
Completely false. the flashes saved the entire world on numerous occasions, they sent super boy prime away, Barry saved Hal jordan from the black lantern ring and Hal ends up saving the world. Also insinuating that superspeed is a worse battle power than the terrible concept of aquaman you have is also stupid. (Aquaman possesses superstrength along with the ability to breath underwater while not being a full atlantean so he can go out of the water for much longer periods of time than most atlaneteans.)
umad bro? Guess you didn’t read my post where I say that the Flash is actually a super awesome dude. Besides, it’s just a joke, not an overly critical analysis of fictional superpowered humans. 🙂
I remember watching the Justice League when I was a kid, then realizing that if the Flash was willing to risk killing himself or his enemy, then there’s no way he could lose.