June 1st, 2015
Dark Soul Nap
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I’m finally working my way through Dark Souls, and these are my observations thus far (largely just texts to Locke, the resident Dark Souls expert):
“First death to double spear bros. This ain’t so bad.”
“WHY DIDN’T I CHECK THE CEILING”
“THESE FREAKIN’ GHOSTS”
“GHOST HOUSE”
“COME ON”
“WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ABOUT SEN’S FORTRESS”
“First ‘oh, wow’ moment: Anor Londo.”
“First rage quit moment: Anor Londo.”
“Do you think they made the Depths bonfire teleportable so you could farm humanity?”
“Invisible floors! I KNEW Dark Souls was missing something.”
“Ringing the bells is the start of Ocarina of Time and Anor Londo is when you turn into adult Link and things get real.”
“Praise the sun!”
Anyway, here’s another Dark Souls comic we did. Check it out!
All of those observations I had. Except you forgot the “Oh.. boob spider chick… Well… now theres a blind one… and lots of lava.”
Then you get to the expansion and everything just goes to hell and takes it to 11.
Ha! I did have something along the lines of “oh good, giant lava monsters, just what I always wanted.”
Theres really only 1 giant lava monster whose story is very sad 🙁
The rest just like playing around in the lava until you drain it. Maybe that’s why they attack you when you get near them? You ruined their infinite play time in the lava, so they all hate you.