April 27th, 2015
Squirtle Squirtle
Maybe Pokémon can only say their own name for good reason.
Like, for example, I don’t think I’d ever want to listen to a Magikarp tell me about how his day went.
Counterpoint: what’s the life of a Ditto like? Can you turn into money and I can spend you, or would it have your face on it? Asking for a friend.
“I did some swimming. Then I got caught by a trainer. First, I hit ’em with my splash attack, but nothing happened. So I decided to switch it up and use my splash attack! Then I passed out for a while. Then I did some more swimming.” -Every Magikarp ever.
Except for the elite few who changed it up and used their flail attack, killing themselves.