In this week’s episode of Rambling Nerds, Jon and Josh review the new Silent Hill movie, want to read Octopus Pie, talk about some Batman, forget that they already spent an entire episode talking about Castle Ravenloft, get spooked, talk at length about the new aproach they’re taking to write Massive Pwnage, drink half a gallon of chocolate milk, and Josh types extremely loudly, right into his mic. Especially right at the 50 minute mark. Seriously, what’s up with that?

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In this episode of Rambling Nerds, Jon and Josh learn how to draw, play Guild Wars, become animated, write novels, and lie to everyone. Also, Josh just won’t stop coughing. Seriously, you have no idea how many coughs I edited out. I couldn’t even get them all!

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Jon and Josh talk about Pokemon AGAIN, write their wills, run out of fresh fruit baskets, jump from space, steal other people’s jokes, watch Seinfeld, and feel no excitement for anything ever.

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Jon and Josh say goodbye to Cliff Bleszinski, learn some new things about League of Legends and its tournements, pilot their own giant mecha suits, remember their first Pokemon teams, and play a game within a game.

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Jon and Josh find out that they don’t actually know a whole lot about current comics, try to answer another Pathfinder question, aggro all of the monsters, give up on being programmers, and fall down multiple wells.

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Jon and Josh talk about D&D again, compare Deus Ex to Inspector Gadget, choose your perfect Pokemon team for you, Josh rants about DJ Hero, and our heroes finally enter adulthood.

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The second episode of Rambling Nerds, the official Massive Pwnage Podcast! Ence and Locke talk about Muppets and their shows, find out what makes Adventure Time so awesome, mispronounce Tartakovsky, and pretend to know things about Pathfinder.

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In this first episode of Rambling Nerds, the official Massive Pwnage Podcast, our heroes discuss Power Rangers, Dungeons and Dragons, the WiiU, Halo 4, and find out just who or what was responsible for Mount Rushmore.

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Last night I got to go to Red Castle Games and play my first session of Dungeons and Dragons Encounters!

I’m rolling an Illusion Mage named Daedalus. I had a blast and hope to return next week to pick up where we left off. The group was very kind and understanding, especially after my first rolls were great then slowly descended into a pit of <12 rolls. All in all I had a wonderful experience playing a well-written, well-designed encounter. If you have a hobby shop near you that runs a weekly game I highly recommend that you do yourself a favor and sign yourself up. I've been DMing 4E games for the better part of three years now and have had little chance to play it as a PC, save for some fourthcore sessions, I’ve not been a part of an adventuring party for quite some time. I have to say, it’s fun to be rolling dice for a single character again. There’s a certain satisfaction you only get when you make that DC roll to revive an ally from the brink of death, or a wave of despair when your party is counting on you to nail that spell and you botch it with a flimsy 2. I’ll keep you guys posted on my adventures through the Underdark.

All right, it seems I have some time on my hands, so it’s time to open up for some commissions. I’ve actually always been available to do commissions, but it turns out that a lot of people didn’t know that! Here’s the basic rundown:

-Single character, black and white = $15
-Single character, color = $25
-Additional characters = +$5
-Only PayPal is accepted!

Easy! These numbers aren’t set in stone, however. Really, just tell me what you want and I’ll tell how much it’ll cost. A good rule of thumb is that if you want a lot of detail, then it’ll take me longer to draw, therefore I’ll charge more.

Here’s some examples of commissions I did at a con. If you want a hand-drawn piece, I’ll need another $5 for shipping. Otherwise it’ll all be digital. My DeviantArt and my Tumblr both have plenty more examples of my art.

Thanks a lot in advance, these commissions will help me continue living in a house rather than a car. Also, please consider buying a book. If you buy an artist edition straight from me, I’ll even draw a picture in it! But hey, even if you can’t afford a picture or a book, the best way you can help me out is by spreading the word about Massive Pwnage. The only thing a cartoonist ever really wants is for people to read their work. Also, money. Money is good too, I suppose.

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