Over the past several years, I have developed a voice in my head that occasionally helps me come up with comics. Every now and then, it’ll produce ideas for me, or even full scripts! I have named him Locke and he came up with the idea for today’s comic! Two years ago! Sometimes I forget about the things that Locke tells me. I set them aside where they mold and decay. Locke doesn’t really appreciate that as much as you might expect, but here’s proof that I do actually listen to him. On occasion.