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He also has a silver pocketwatch for werewolves, a matchbook for mummies, a pocket mirror for gorgons, catnip for manticores, and a ball of yarn for minotaurs.
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Mummies are notoriously dry of course. They used them for firewood in Egypt because there was a surplus, and where are you going to find trees in a desert?
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He also has a silver pocketwatch for werewolves, a matchbook for mummies, a pocket mirror for gorgons, catnip for manticores, and a ball of yarn for minotaurs.
There’s a Breaking Dawn ad above this comic. Not sure how I feel about that.
what does he have for creepers? (minecraft reference)
A diamond sword.
bow and arrow
Cats. Lots of cats
Well they already have a cat so I think they are safe.
the cat is with them?!
The comments made me laugh harder than the comic on this one. If only you managed to find a way to add them to the comic. Oh well.
Aren’t vampires meant to be very physically strong? And a stake to the heart is only as useful as how much heart you actually puncture.
And for that matter, why are you going bowling in a shirt and tie?
wait a minute… a ball of yarn for minotaurs? the ball of yarn was to get out of the labyrinth, not to kill the minotaur
Have you ever taken a ball of yarn to the EYE?!? Stuff hurts.
locke? what do (incoming game reference) you have for endermen, blazes, and both types of slimes?
For endermen I have a flashlight, for blazes I have a bucket of water, and for slimes I have an empty bucket.
i see what the buckit is for but wont the fire slimes burn out?
Why a matchbook?
Mummies are notoriously dry of course. They used them for firewood in Egypt because there was a surplus, and where are you going to find trees in a desert?
Hmm… Are Alice’s eyes green or blue?
blue (i think)
time to test that theory i thought up
ololololololololort!