Rest in peace, Locke. Let the new header now serve as a memorial for our fallen prince. Unfortunately, Ence has committed a murder and will spend the foreseeable future on the run from the cops. He is eventually found and caught while trying to register for community college Spanish classes and does hard prison time. When he is finally released, he kills again. It’s become so easy. Easy as breathing.
Now I will finally be able to write the murder mystery that’s been in my soul for so long. Thanks for reading Massive Pwnage, everybody! Tune in next week for “Laser Man: Killer for Hire.”
For reals though, there’s not going to be a Massive Pwnage on Friday. Here’s why.